Naalbraxusmazkelix's Parlor

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Welcome to my page. Have a seat!

Oh, you think I didn't notice you touching my things? Cute.
No, no, that's perfectly alright. I'll simply return the favor later.
But until then, can I offer you some wine? A clicky browser game?
Have you signed the guestbook? I want to know what name to call your corpse by.




How much is your body worth?
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Here's a picture of me at Torture World! That was a real working replica.

Hey! Where do you think you're going?
You can't hide from me, I'll find you no matter where you go!